Awkward Sleep Ramblings

Have you ever had a roommate or significant other that talked in their sleep?  It can be really funny, it can be awkward and it can be downright scary sometimes!  Awkward Sleep Ramblings is a place for you to record all this weirdness and laugh at others unfortunate mutterings.

Although many of the odd things people say when sleeping tend to make no sense whatsoever, many of them are hilarious!  Have you ever tried talking back to someone who is sleep-talking? Sometimes you get nothing, but often you can have a whole, very odd conversation that the talker will probably not recall at all, upon awakening, LOL. If my significant other did this, I'd be recording them!  

Awkward Sleep Ramblings makes a good place to read too (perhaps when you have insomnia?!) if you aren't fortunate to sleep near one of these strange people of your own.  Go see!

E-Mails from an Asshole

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e-mails from an asshole

Have you ever placed an ad on Craigslist or Freecycle and a got an odd reply?  Or a seemingly normal inquiry that then turned into an odd, stalker type situation? 

E-Mails from an Asshole is a site dedicated to freaking people out.  The guy takes normal looking ads and replies to them in, well - an asshole kinda way.  Sort of hard to explain, but terribly funny to read!  Some people will exchange emails with this guy for a quite awhile, before they lose their cool, some think they must be misunderstanding him, some just freak right out, LOL.  It's not polite, it's not nice but it is damned funny. 

You *will* enjoy reading these exchanges.... and I bet you will be much more careful, next time you post or reply to an ad!  Go see!

Passive-Aggressive Notes

This site is one of our favorites!  It's been around for awhile now but if you have not visited, you are in for a treat.  You know all those little posted signs around the office?  Like "Your Mom doesn't work here, please wash your own dishes!" and the many variations of 'please be neat & wipe the seat' or 'thanks for stealing my kids science project in the fridge!'  Passive-Aggressive Notes has them all!  And so very many you have never seen before, as well! 

Be sure to check out the 'Greatest Hits' section (on the right) if you've not been there before.  Some of these you may steal for yourself, LOL

And yeah, you're welcome!

Very Demotivational Posters

You know those motivational posters hanging around offices everywhere, trying to make you feel like everyone but you looks at the sunny side of life?  The ones that try to 'motivate' you into being a team-player with the rest of the douches you work with? We hate them!

That's why we luv this site:  VeryDemotivational.com offers the same sort of posters, but oh so much more true to life.  There is even one with a *naked* Dr. Gregory House!  Dude!  Where does he keep his Vicodins?  Sorry - you'll have to discover where it is on your own!

VeryDemotivational tells it like it really is!  Great for killing time at work (when the boss isn't looking!) or for snagging for random internet board posts.  You can even make your own poster, using their builder tool.  Go ahead, give it try!

Paint Your Cat... Unbelieveable!

Have you ever had the thought 'Gee, I bet that pussy would look so very cool in neon blue?' No?  Well, neither have we.  But this site shows us the error of our ways!

Paint your cat is full of, well, painted pussys!  Yep.  We can't imagine either of our boys letting us do this to them, but the world is full of less prissy type kitties, I guess.  Some are quite pretty all dolled up like french hookers.  The site is actually Hyd-Masti, which is filled with bunches of odd & fun little things to look at.  We just like the painted cats best. 

The page is really homage the book called (you can guess this, right?) WHY PAINT CATS by Burton Silver and Heather Busch.  Some of the pics look seriously photo-shopped but we are assured they are actually real painted cats.  The book is available via Amazon, if you'd like to see more than what is offered here.

Wish they would have included 'how-to' pics as well.... cause our kitties might like a change of 'do now & then, once they gave it a try!  But I guess we'll never know now... ::le sigh::

11 Points

We read a lot of blogs, it's just something that goes with the internet.  Some are great, some are boring as hell, most fall somewhere in between.  11 Points is somewhere in the middle.  Because top 10 lists are for cowards, 11 Points is a series of well, 11 points on various, random subjects.

When he feels like it, the author randomly chooses a subject like the 11 most bad ass jews in history (for Hanukkah!), the 11 most drunken presidents, 11 firsts in internet history, 11 obscure taco bell facts - well, you get the idea.

11 Points is often witty and topical.  We enjoy it.  So go see.

Hunch!

Got a question?  Need to make a decision?  Check out the hunch website.  Using a mysterious algorithm, hunch asks a series of questions to help you decide.  You can choose from from many topics or categories to start your search for wisdom or you can plug any word into the search bar to help you navigate towards enlightenment.  Hunch does not play favorites, so be sure you want to know before you ask - it remembers your questions and answers from the past, when you visit, to steer you to decisions based on your past inquiries.  Kinda creepy! 

Visit hunch and let us know what you think using the contact email address shown on the right of this page.  Really, we wanna know how it did for you.  Just ask hunch! 

 

Eternal Moonwalk

Do you still miss Michael Jackson and his moonwalking ways?  We do.  Eternal Moonwalk is a site that lets us remember the good.  Beginning with MJ himself, Eternal Moonwalk loops together clips from all over the world of everyone doing - ready for it? - MJ's Moonwalk!

That's it. It is surprisingly fun to watch everyone from little kids to grandmas trying to master the moonwalk, it sucks you right in an you'll look up an hour later to find you've totally missed Ugly Betty or whatever show you were just killing time waiting for!  Not that we'd watch Ugly Betty... not us.

Eternal Moonwalk is fun and mindless, it reminds us that no matter what MJ was accused of in his lifetime, he was still The King of Pop and the only one who could really moonwalk looking natural, and so we love it and we're thrilled someone came up with this great idea!  Got a problem with that, Betty?

Pizza is My Girlfriend - Who wouldn't date pizza?

Pizza is My Girlfriend is a marvelous blog that doesn't waste your time - no stories, no babble, no introductory paragraphs, no sir, not here.  This blog simply posts one picture of pizza in all it's many yummy forms, each and every day. Yep, thats it.

Warning:  Viewing this site on an empty stomach is almost guaranteed to make you ravenous!  It's much more fun to view Pizza is My Girlfriend while you are eating.... pizza would be a good choice, obviously!  Even Obama loves pizza!

Not Always Right - Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes

Not Always Right is a collection of amusing, confusing and sometimes downright obnoxious experiences from those who serve in retail, service or other public-interaction positions.  Although the quote 'the customer is always right' is often slung about by irate purchasers, it is in fact, not correct.  The customer is often disgustingly, enormously wrong.  Not Always Right gives hundreds of glaring examples of what a cashier at Wally-World gets served up everyday.  Geeks, be sure to check the tech support stories for glorious tales of dumb-ass user errors!

 

Not Always Right is great revenge for all you retail slaves!  The rest of you will find it pretty snicker-worthy too. 

Stop Making that Duckface!!

Taken from Stop Making that Duckface!:  you know that face you make when you're about to take that perfect shot of yourself for myspace?  you know, the one where you push your mouth out in that weird combination of a pout and a kissy face make it look like you've got big pouty lips and model-quality cheekbones?  It's called "duckface".  

Who started this trend anyway?  Obviously, no one attractive. They should be shot. You should not make this face when you take pictures.  It's just not flattering to anyone.  It looks pretty damned stupid.  We know you would never do this.  Never.  Well, except maybe that once, when you were making fun of people who do this!  That's right, it was just to show how stupid it was!


Yeah.  But we all do know people who do this.  This site is dedicated to them.  Visit it.  Share it.  Perhaps sometime in the distant future, it will be the only record of these awful faces.  Except for, you know, the bizzillion pictures of them all on myspace.  And facebook.  And forums and computers and stuff.

Plush Sushi at Think Geek

Because sushi is just so associated with a diverse Thanksgiving, here ya go.  Think Geek is offering these cute sushi plushies for $9.99 each.  Tuna, Salmon Roe, Shrimp, Wasabi & Ginger.  I don't know if children will be so thrilled with these things but lots of corporate types will love them, I just know it. 


Think Geek offers a whole assortment of techo, geeky, wonderous stuff.  Gadgets, collectibles, toys for your cube - you can find it here.  They also have infectiously creepy microbe plushies too.  I couldn't find a 'swine flu' one, but I'm sure they're in production somewhere!

Sticker Frames from Land of Nod

Land of Nod is currently offering these awesome sticker frames for $24.95.  It's a set of 8 and we think they're just nifty.  Frame juniors art (or your own) right on the wall without nail holes that annoy the landlord (or dad), they're reusable and they won't damage tile. 

Land of Nod also offers other stickers too, awsome guitars and trees and brightly colored animals and flowers, along with lots of other nice stuffs like furniture and bedding for the younger crowd.  And they give you knock-knock joke on every product page too, which is added fun!  But we love these fabulous sticker frames!  And Christmas is coming.... *hint*

Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

Lolcats is the site that made tawkin lik dis speshul.  The site is fueled by readers (that's YOU!) offering their pictures for capshun (caption).  You can make your own Lolcat graphic to share, slap your own words on someone elses kitty via a button on each post, or just visit to view the nifty offerings.  Basement cat is famous now!

Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures - I can Has Cheezeburger.com is only one of the super successful and funny cheezburger network offerings. They did it first and they do it best.  Be sure to check out the tabs up top to see the other hilarious sites.

We'll be adding more of their sites here as time goes on!

Etiquette Hell

Do you remember your Mother badgering you to 'mind your manners'!?  Etiquette Hell is a gloriously snooty site that catalogs all the disgusting results of most of those lessons going unheeded (poor Mom).  Special categories abound at Etiquette Hell (because we're all just heathens!) and you can expect hours and hours of entertainment or horror - depending on which side of the fence you are on.  Bridezillas and their Mothers are here, as well as all the embarrassing branches of any family you could think of.  Rude coworkers, merchants from retail hell, funeral faux-pas, dating disasters and road rage are all included at EH.


Do share Etiquette Hell with your Mama and let her bask in her righteousness!  It'll keep her busy, while you are off doing God knows what with God knows whom, just like she always feared!

Beware should you write the mistress of this site.  She will expect proper grammar!

FML: The Guts to Spill the Beans

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey


Fmylife.com is a weird and wonderful addition to the web.  They say so themselves.  Fortunately for them, this happens to be true.  Using stories (submitted by readers - thats YOU) that all begin with 'Today' and end with 'FML'.  If you don't know what FML stands for already, then this site is not for you.  There are no glittery graphics, no sparkly do-dads for your entertainment... sorry.  They don't even have a shiny logo. If you can read and have just a tiny smidget of wit though, you will love this site, I promise.

FML offers tops & flops lists too, especially entertaining reading if you haven't been there before and strangely comforting for those of us looking to share the various stories.  You also get the thrill of deciding if the story teller deserved his fate and confirm that yes, his life is total shit.

If nothing else, you should visit FML cause almost everyone else already has.  A bit out of the loop, are you?

Ugliest Tattoos: A Gallery of Regrets was the site we went to when our oldest spawn started getting ink, hoping it would discourage her.  It did not help.  But it did make us realize the small tats she has should not concern us, considering what others out there do to themselves.  Here is a little unsolicited advice: Pretty, small and easily hidden are rules one should stick to when getting ink, at least until you are over 25.  Unless you work for the circus.  Trust us.

These days we go to Ugliest Tattoos just to amuse ourselves and feel superior. We've seen lots and lots of *really beautiful* tattoos.  We know there are artists out there and canvasses that are stunning.  This site is not that.  Really, what the hell are these people thinking?  My God, we're going to be needing medication just to keep us from freaking the hell out in the nursing home with these walking, distorted billboards of distaste. We must ask why?  Why!? 

Visit Ugliest Tattoos: A Gallery of Regrets and feel superior.  We do!

This is Why You're Fat!

This is Why You're Fat is a site dedicated to gastronomic excess!  A feast for the eyes, just looking at this site is going to raise your cholesterol levels.  Who knew that there were people out there looking for a way to increase your fat & calorie intake!  Deep fried, chocolate covered, bacony goodness abounds here.  This is Why You're Fat does not discriminate - all manner of gluttony is welcome.  Do people really eat this stuff?  It appears so! You are invited to submit your own photos of why you are fat meals.  They've even collected enough for a book!

From Duck Foie Gras to Breakfast Sushi to Deep Fried Pork Rinds (really?!) to Deep Fried Moon Pies on a stick, you are bound to find something that makes you say "Hmmm... I just might have to try that!"  Warning:  Do not visit here if you are even a littttle bit hungry.  I'm just sayin.

It Made My Day

It Made My Day is yet another blog that gives readers an opportunity to share - in this case, those little moments in life that you think to yourself:  It Made My Day! and you just have to share.  You know - that insane SUV that kept cutting you off as you drove along the highway and while you resisted the urge to slam your crappy old Nova into their crash-resistant bumpers, you were *thrilled* to see them get pulled over by the State Police?  Yeah, thats a 'It made my day' moment.

Of course, cute kids saying even cuter things make the page often as well.  Go look!  Right now!!  Make my day!! (HA!  I crack myself up!)

Crazy Things Parents Say

Crazy Things Parents Say is another blog dedicated to sharing with the world.  In this case, you share those Crazy Things Parents Say!  We all have those moments - when your Ma is carrying on and your Dad is threatening military school and you think OH!  I must post this at that Crazy things parents say blog, because no one would ever believe MY parents are in any way amusing, or this freakin' crazy....  Or something like that.

When you get older and become parents yourself - well, this may not seem like such an amusing blog anymore, heh.  For now, this site is damned amusing!  I bet my mother would enjoy it.  Or not.