Uncooked Greeting Cards

We don't really care for 'normal' type greeting cards (and we like e-cards even less!).  That's why we bring you the glorious site of Uncooked Greeting Cards.  Need a special card for that new guy that has your heart all a'flutter?  Uncooked has it.... and it won't be a frilly, sloppy, gushy sorta card either.  Have an Auntie that annoys the snot out of you - but you positively *must* send a holiday greeting or else your mother will harp on your ass for the next thousand years?  Uncooked has a great selection that will be quite suitable!  Take a gander and you will see!

Fresh Balls:: So Fresh, So Dry

Fresh Balls is the first and only antiperspirant for your boys… It’s Aluminum Free, Paraben Free and Talc Free. It contains Oatmeal as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil – so it’s anti-bacterial as well.

A gentleman named Frank Brooks invented Fresh Balls for one reason... (actually two).  He suffers from sweaty testicles.  So he gathered a bunch of chemists and created this cream.  That he named it 'Fresh Balls' gets him points in our book.  

This product is real, I swear.  $14.99 each, with shipping included.  There is a discount of $2 off each, when you order more than 5 tubes.

Just doing our little bit to improve the boys out there!  Junk in your package is icky, no matter who you are.  We can think of more than one guy who could benefit from this.  Think Christmas gifts, people!  We are here to help.

Where to begin? Santa!

For our first link, let's thrill the kids, eh?  What thrills kids more than SANTA?!?  This nifty site gives us an up-to-the-second countdown till Christmas!!  (Its coming my friends, no matter how hard we try to deny it - it always comes!).

It's Santa's Official Christmas Countdown!  Santa has his blog here and there is a button that allows you or your child to email Santa directly!  How cool is that?  You can also take a peek at Santa's official naughty or nice list, pick up some Elf jokes, download cool coloring pages and more!


Yes kids its true!  Jolly Saint Nick wants to hear about you!  From the North Pole Santa will send his reply... Faster than Rudolph the reindeer can fly!  Merry Christmas!

http://www.emailsanta.com/